I am not the boy next door.

hartzprod: Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:24:38 -0400

hartzprod:

Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old self to Dixie Chicks

Who found my childhood dance videos?

I ripped an ingrown hair out of my bicep tonight. Happy Wednesday!

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:18 -0400

I ripped an ingrown hair out of my bicep tonight.

Happy Wednesday!

the woman who saved my life is moving away. my only friends are graduating, I just broke up with the girl I'm in love with because she abused me, and the one thing I was counting on to soften the blow, winning drama club president for my senior year, just failed. I don't know where to go from here. I feel like I can't win. I feel disposable.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:58 -0400

You’re not disposable. I promise you that.

There’s a silver lining in every situation, and though its hard to see it now, I know it’s there. One of the (few) good things about being in a low situation is that there’s no where to go but up from here. Take the time to compose yourself and then embody the Phoenix. Ashes are only meant for you to rise from.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:02:01 -0400

It’s great being married and living together but it SUCKS having completely opposite work...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:24:14 -0400

It’s great being married and living together but it SUCKS having completely opposite work schedules.

Which is sexier: the sounds Blaine makes when he's getting a blowjob or the sounds he makes when he's getting fucked?

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:23 -0400

Both are really sexy, but the latter.

Right now, would you prefer to top or to bottom.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:04 -0400

Bottom.

Would you rather have Blaine squeeze your waist during sex or your thighs?

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:44:45 -0400

My thighs. Oh god my thighs.

i want to squeeze your ass!!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:44:30 -0400

Please don’t. I’m weird about people I don’t know touching me.

Right now, if you could, would you rather do it on the sunbed in Greece or in Tahiti like your honeymoon?

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:36:42 -0400

Tahiti because they were huts and fueled a slight exhibitionist kink but with privacy, if that makes sense.

does blaine love you more than he loves goats

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:50:09 -0400

I hope so!

hard and fast, or soft and slow?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:29:26 -0400

Right now? Hard and fast.

how tall is your hair?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:39 -0400

I’ve never measured it, but when it’s down, it reaches my eyebrows.

what's your gerbil called?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:16 -0400

Scout!!! :)

do you masturbate Kurt?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:06:40 -0400

I am a human being. So yes.

What's the kinkiest sexual act you've ever done with Blaine? Obviously by your standards, since there's not a universal scale of kinks XD

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:16:43 -0400

Against the windows of Blaine’s high rise apartment in New York.

Are you a hair puller?

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:43 -0400

If we’re having sex against a wall, yes.

What does Blaine do when he comes?

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:07 -0400

Makes his O-face and a really sexy noise?

What does come taste like? I've always wondered bc ONE day I'm gonna' taste it and I don't want to like, spit it out if it's really bad.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:07:45 -0400

From what I hear, everyone tastes different. And it tastes different based on what the person eats. I guess it’s kind of salty-sweet?

;)

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:04:53 -0400

;)